Soap Opera Names
Don't you know how to get your Soap Opera name? You take your middle name plus the current street you live on. So if your name is Sam Joe Smith and you live on Birchwood Ave... your Soap Opera Name would be Joe Birchwood.
Similar to "Porn Star Name" - You take your childhood pet's name and the name of the street where you lived as a child, and that's your "Porn Star Name."